Freedom

I have a mind to take away someone's freedom today....

Consensual, of course!

Not so sure that everyone would find it so funny today....to have their freedom taken away. But the idea tickled me.

As a good friend of mine says - "On this day - in this case - the freedom to choose to give up your freedom is awesome!"

So Officer Full is keeping an eye out for violators of firework safety laws. Those found in possession of roman candles and sky rockets, in particular, will be seized and detained until Officer Full is fully satisfied and the perpetrator is brought to justice.

Here's to a safe and happy July 4th!   Side note:  one naughty reader commented that it should have read until Officer Full is fully satisfied and the penetrator is brought to justice.