Santa has been naughty and Mrs. Claus NAILED him!

You know how it is.  Husbands overworking or straying from their responsibilities at home.  Mrs. Claus has the same problem and finally determined to put a stop to it.

Seriously, does she have to put up all the decorations and deck the tree alone.  Not this year!

How perfect for the Claus family Christmas letter!

Does she have to bake all the cookies and direct the elves to iron the napkins all alone? 
Not this year!

And how YUMMY his cookies were!  But the picture of Santa ironing was too pouty to share.  

Bad boy!

Does she HAVE to wait til December 26th to get any good luvin' from her honey?  Not this year!

Especially if she nails him down and has her way with him.  After all Santa's workshop is full of all the right materials for making exactly that happen.

This reminded Mrs. Claus of their younger years, when Santa Claus looked handsome as a lumberjack dressed in his flannel PJs and his wood was always ready for attention!

Thank goodness Mrs. Claus has some carpentry skills.

This has been the best Christmas season for Mrs. Claus YET!

All I Want For Christmas....

Wait, Santa!  Is it too late to give you my wish list???

Actually, I know Santa won't be visiting tonight for I have been topping his naughty list for years, but perhaps I have others who would like to be 'my Santa'.
Just saying that brings a certain flush over my body.  Santa.  A mature, charming fellow who always has a twinkle in his eye, a warm, welcoming manner, and invites me to sit on his lap.

At the request ...no, at the urging...alright, perhaps strong insistence of some of my sweethearts, I have created an Amazon wish-list, and I will also include a few other ideas for those who find indulging my secret desires a passion of theirs.  I'm painfully shy about this, but am striving to learn that it is a certain blessing to receive, as well as it is to give.

This is just what comes to mind when pondering such an idea.

My Amazon wish-list is listed under - Joy Full

Painting the town red,  even better when you are included!

Music Concerts, including most classical and jazz events:
Seattle Symphony
Jazz Alley
Tula's
Highway 99 Blues Club
Triple Door Theater
Chateau Ste. Michelle Winery Summer Concerts
Tacoma Symphony and Sinfonietta
Jazz Bones in Tacoma
Olympia Symphony
Bellingham Symphony
Cascade Symphony in Edmonds
Portland Symphony
Portland Blues Festival

Fine Dining all throughout the region

Personal Pampering

Here are a few ideas to support my efforts for health and wellness of mind/body/spirit:

A session with my favorite masseuse, acupuncturist, chiropractor, yoga instructor, mani/pedi, or a visit to this luxurious spa - http://www.olympusspa.net

Dainties, Fripperies, and other such Thrilling Adornments

Ring - 6 1/2
Toe Ring - 5 1/2
Gloves - Small
Top - Medium Petite
Skirt - 10 Petite
Dress - 10 Petite
Bra - 36C
Panty - Medium
Shoe - 6 1/2 or 7

Lustier Pursuits

 

NEW - A S*X Swing - hammock style

 

Gift Certificates or funds toward any of the following:

Babeland
Wild At Heart
Twisted Monk
Shibaricon
Bali Bliss Retreat

I believe that is more than enough!  And I would like to give my thanks in advance for all those caring, dear-hearted, generous persons who find such joy in making me feel so special!