I want to be Seduced!

A hot, hunk of a fellow just introduced me to this song "Seduced" with Leon Redbone singing.  I've only known Leon's duet with Zooey Deschanel of "Baby, It's Cold Outside."  So, I was thrilled to hear another song with his unique, deep voice.  I LOVE this!

Here are the lyrics:

I wanna be seduced,
Let a woman talk to me suggestively;
Wanna know that she'd like me to be with her tomorrow morning
Drinkin' hot jasmine tea.
I want her to make me laugh (ha ha ha),
Make a point about touching me when she talks (uhhmm ho ho hmm),
Leaving all the jealous guys in the place to
mumble in their wine and gawk.
I know it only happens when I'm napping,
Nodding in a reverie,
That I find myself a woman that understands about seducing me.

I know it only happens when I'm napping,
Nodding in a reverie,
That I find myself a woman who understands about seducing,
I'll dream about the moon until she'll introduce herself,
I'm imagining a woman who understands seducing me.

I want to be seduced, I want a woman to take me out to dinner for two
I want to see her eyes gettin' moody,
Flirtin' with the thought of what flirtin' can lead to
I want to act real cool, have her think about gettin' little me in bed
Have a chat about Magna Charta, or Puerto Vallarta, or somethin' Gandhi said

I might demur politely, falter slightly, if she starts to fondle my knee,
But I'm relatively certain I'd compromise if I know me

I want to be seduced, I want a wom-an to talk to me suggestively
I want to hear her say she'll be with me tomorrow morning,
Drinking hot jasmine tea

I want her to make me laugh, make a point of touching me when she talks
Leaving all the jealous guys in the joint to mumble in their beer and gawk

I wanna be seduced,
I wanna a woman to take me out to dinner for two;
I'd like to see her eyes get moony
Flirting with the thought of what a little flirting outta to do.
I'd like to be real cool
Let her figure out what I really mean, instead
of havin' a chat about African genesis, psychokinesis
or something Stanislavsky said.

I might demure politely,
Or falter slightly
If she tries to fondle my knee,
But I'm relatively certain that I'd come across if I know me.

I know it only happens, when I'm napping, nodding in my reverie
That I ever find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing me
I know it only happens, when I'm napping, nodding in my reverie
That I ever find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing
Starting from the moment that we'd been introduced
That I ever find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing me.

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Oh darling, you better wake up from your nap!  I've taken very good notes and have jasmine tea in the cupboard too ...

wink

Tea Parties...

...are one of my favorite things.  Just imagine several of my friends served a lovely luncheon by an eager, albeit nervous, servant-in-training.  Imagine the possibilities, then multiply it by four feisty females!

Here is the fellow in question.  Suitably dressed for service with additional 'incentives' (clothespins) which were available during the second course.  Would you like to know the incentives provided during the first and third courses?  Let's just say they were both designed for our titillation and to drum up more excitement as the party progressed!

By the time the third course was served, our trainee was on his hands and knees and wearing Mistress Joanne's panties on his head.  Miss Ava, Miss Babette, Mistress Joanne, and I were suitably impressed with his balance act of the precious china tea cup, as we admired each other's fabulous feet.  However, there were many more tasks for him to perform after that last sip of tea, as well as exciting new experiences to be had.  Perhaps another chapter will soon follow...