AARRR ye ready for some serious
swashbuckling action?
It seems that there is an International Talk Like A Pirate Day every September 19. I haven't missed out on it for three years now along with a scalawag of a landlubber. He be fancying his favorit lusty pirate wench to make him walk the plank and plunder his booty while tied and chained to the mast of me ship.
This saucy lass never knows what treasure I be finding to wrap me pearls 'round.
That's
quite a cutlass the scurvy lad had thar, 'nd needed a good scabbard!