Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Santa has been naughty and Mrs. Claus NAILED him!

You know how it is.  Husbands overworking or straying from their responsibilities at home.  Mrs. Claus has the same problem and finally determined to put a stop to it.

Seriously, does she have to put up all the decorations and deck the tree alone.  Not this year!


How perfect for the Claus family Christmas letter!

Does she have to bake all the cookies and direct the elves to iron the napkins all alone? 
Not this year!


And how YUMMY his cookies were!  But the picture of Santa ironing was too pouty to share.  
Bad boy!

Does she HAVE to wait til December 26th to get any good luvin' from her honey?  Not this year!

Especially if she nails him down and has her way with him.  After all Santa's workshop is full of all the right materials for making exactly that happen.


This reminded Mrs. Claus of their younger years, when Santa Claus looked handsome as a lumberjack dressed in his flannel PJs and his wood was always ready for attention!

Thank goodness Mrs. Claus has some carpentry skills.

This has been the best Christmas season for Mrs. Claus YET!

Friday, December 13, 2013

Morning Bliss with Joy

I work graveyard, so it is hard to find someone who will accommodate my schedule, but Joy was more than willing and was happy to have breakfast with me in the early morning. She greeted me like an angel in a white sheer negligee with a hug and a light kiss, then she led me around the kitchen to pick up our mimosas with fresh squeezed orange juice.  We went to her little alcove to talk a bit and then she started removing my shoes in order to bath my feet, a first for me.  


Then we moved upstairs to her lovely lair, and I took a shower after she had undressed me slowly and sensuously as the sun rose and shone through her boudoir window.  She kissed me like a long lost lover and I believe that she must do yoga on a daily basis, for she is quite flexible.  Time seemed to fly by, but all good things must come to an end, so we kissed and said our alohas.  

It was a delight to meet Joy, more delightful than I can adequately express thru words only, (I will have to use other body parts next time.)  In fact, I'm thinking about seeing her again soon just to make sure the first encounter was the pleasant blur I remember.  She is a lovely lady who makes your pleasure her focus.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Wine, Women, and Song

I am not a wine snob, for I find beautiful, artsy labels and poetic verse draw me more than my connoisseur French lover fully appreciates.  Nevertheless, he is patient and offers me learning opportunities to hone my skills and taste fine wine....along with fine French cuisine on a fairly regular basis. 

My most recent discovery is a Pinot Noir that had the most enchanting visual of a Goddess of the Earth admiring a bouquet of flowers.  Even more beguiling to me is the verse:

She dwelled on the beauty of life.

Watching the stars, she saw herself running with them.

 

He is most likely rolling his eyes with a big grin on his face, and muttering "no, No, noo", as only Frenchmen can do.  But he adores me and finds me charming for my girlish ways and tender heart.  And he knows I'll put on that impossibly low-cut cocktail dress and the silk stockings with the seam up the back.  And he'll remember the last time we danced together.  And the last time we kissed deeply.

  He knows I dwell on the beauty of life.


Wednesday, December 11, 2013

S L O W D O W N !

Fact:  I am hugely multi-orgasmic.  Ridiculously so.  I won't give away all my secrets, just trust me when I say this!

BUT

....only when I am with a partner who is willing to  G o   S  l  o  w  !

My experience:  younger fellows want to 'go fast', older fellows think it should be like what they see on internet porn - 'flick flick flick'

SIGH

May I say "No No noooo"?

There is a wonderful gentleman who met me within the past year through Domina Victoria Rage, who says -  
Joy is a wonderful lady who is one of the most sexually sensitive and demanding people I have had the privilege to meet, and who is also a great student (and self-aware teacher) of the orgasm process.   The two of us now enjoy playing together, well, endlessly, and I've thanked Ms. Rage dozens of times for forcing us into the same room one fine day so long ago :-)   It is tremendously educational, and improves my own understanding and ability, in addition to being good clean fun for the both of us.  You need top-notch training partners to advance your own level of skill.

And in order for us to relax and experience fully, this song comes to mind!

Julie London has quite the seductive way. 
And when you are slow and still...

I explode!


These COLD December Mornings...

With such dark early mornings and the bitter cold I've gotten into a particular habit of snuggling up in my cozy, warm bed for an hour (or sometimes longer!) of self-pleasuring. With my eyes closed, fingers wandering, and snippets of heated memories with my admirers or imagining lusty fantasies yet to be realized, the time disappears!
Yet a list of activities and commitments, not to mention holiday cheer to share, are clamoring for my attention, my mind insists.


 "One more minute!" my greedy body exclaims. 

After that point every cell in my body is vibrating and eager to greet the day,
especially with the sunrise kissing my heated body.


                                              Overly self-indulgent?  You tell me!  
Or maybe you should join me so that I share with you and not feel so guilty? 

(I wonder if my barista knows why I have that flushed look and secret smile this morning)

Monday, December 2, 2013

I want to be Seduced!

A hot, hunk of a fellow just introduced me to this song "Seduced" with Leon Redbone singing.  I've only known Leon's duet with Zooey Deschanel of "Baby, It's Cold Outside."  So, I was thrilled to hear another song with his unique, deep voice.  I LOVE this!



Here are the lyrics:

I wanna be seduced,
Let a woman talk to me suggestively;
Wanna know that she'd like me to be with her tomorrow morning
Drinkin' hot jasmine tea.
I want her to make me laugh (ha ha ha),
Make a point about touching me when she talks (uhhmm ho ho hmm),
Leaving all the jealous guys in the place to
mumble in their wine and gawk.
I know it only happens when I'm napping,
Nodding in a reverie,
That I find myself a woman that understands about seducing me.

I know it only happens when I'm napping,
Nodding in a reverie,
That I find myself a woman who understands about seducing,
I'll dream about the moon until she'll introduce herself,
I'm imagining a woman who understands seducing me.

I want to be seduced, I want a woman to take me out to dinner for two
I want to see her eyes gettin' moody,
Flirtin' with the thought of what flirtin' can lead to
I want to act real cool, have her think about gettin' little me in bed
Have a chat about Magna Charta, or Puerto Vallarta, or somethin' Gandhi said

I might demur politely, falter slightly, if she starts to fondle my knee,
But I'm relatively certain I'd compromise if I know me

I want to be seduced, I want a wom-an to talk to me suggestively
I want to hear her say she'll be with me tomorrow morning,
Drinking hot jasmine tea

I want her to make me laugh, make a point of touching me when she talks
Leaving all the jealous guys in the joint to mumble in their beer and gawk

I wanna be seduced,
I wanna a woman to take me out to dinner for two;
I'd like to see her eyes get moony
Flirting with the thought of what a little flirting outta to do.
I'd like to be real cool
Let her figure out what I really mean, instead
of havin' a chat about African genesis, psychokinesis
or something Stanislavsky said.

I might demure politely,
Or falter slightly
If she tries to fondle my knee,
But I'm relatively certain that I'd come across if I know me.

I know it only happens, when I'm napping, nodding in my reverie
That I ever find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing me
I know it only happens, when I'm napping, nodding in my reverie
That I ever find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing
Starting from the moment that we'd been introduced
That I ever find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing me.


*** 

Oh darling, you better wake up from your nap!  I've taken very good notes and have jasmine tea in the cupboard too ...

wink

Monday, November 25, 2013

~ Sex Pot ~

An abundance of curves, smiles, kisses, indulgences, genuine feelings, aphrodisiacs, and.....(you fill in the blank) is being served this week.


So, let's cook up a storm and enjoy a very special meal,
filled with delicious moments and unforgettable pleasures!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Monday, November 18, 2013

Stormy Monday

I LOVE stormy weather, downpours, gusty winds, thunder and lightening.  What better song to have playing when you've arrived. I pull you through the door to unpeel your wet clothes layer by layer, entice you into a steaming hot bath, until passions bubble over and, once we've reached dry land, surrender is the only thing on your mind. 

Lord have mercy!



Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Frozen Tips and Nipply Bits!

It's been NIPPY out lately!  How does one get WARM?









Turn on the hot water and pour in a few bubbles...















Sink into that wonderful warm pool of bliss...














Let the sudsy bubbles trickle down your leg...











Let all your cares slip away, 
and instead caress all your curves 
with great pleasure...





The only thing missing is the pleasure of sharing this with you!

Dip your toe and so much more.

No more popsicle toes!


Monday, November 4, 2013

A Perfect Day

It was such a perfect day today....

crisp Fall day with crunchy leaves all around me 
and eager doggy romping in the forest...***


finding pleasure in every moment 
and making dreams and desires come true.

It is my pleasure to do the same 
with my admirers and intimate playmates.

RIP - Lou Reed

***I only had a moment to snap the above picture, before more autumn-leaf-revelers would discover my shivering almost naked body. Thus the exposure wasn't exactly right, but the hint of pink is fun. 
You can also see the tail end of my protector, an eager Lil Beast, who so wanted to be in the picture.
Perhaps, had YOU been with me, we would have been bold enough to snap 'more'!

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Moon Goddess

Most of my friends know of my fascination with the moon.  I find the full moon energy quite enchanting.

This year I had the pleasure of dressing up for Halloween as 
The Moon Goddess!


Even equipped with a silvery magic wand....though the beautiful moon hovering above the silvery branches (a helium balloon) burst before I could arrive at my party destination.

Here is a closer look at my Milky Way...

It was delightful to have several of my gentlemen admirers singing "Fly Me To The Moon", "Blue Moon", and the like to me.  They will receive a gold star the next time they step into my arms.


They say that the Moon is a Harsh Mistress...


You will find the contrary with me...my heart and touch are both so warm and wondrous.

Perhaps because I am starry-eyed over you.


Monday, October 28, 2013

Music to Thrill and Chill You

I love this piece, as my closest friends and admirers know.  


I wonder what types of thrills and chills it creates for you.  
And if you haven't ever felt anything specifically before, perhaps you should it experience it with me.  

In the candle-light

leather-clad

rope in hand

...

Monday, October 21, 2013

Autumn Leaves

This is my favorite rendition of the standard "Autumn Leaves"


Eva Cassidy's voice is pure perfection for me.

Good-bye Summer, Hello Autumn!

Monday, October 14, 2013

Moanin'

A hot song for all the moanin' I am going to hear tomorrow night...


All consensual and pleasurable, of course!

Monday, October 7, 2013

Summertime...

...is almost over.  And Keith Jarrett is coming to town. 

This is a fabulous rendition of his of "Summertime"


Friday, September 27, 2013

She Walks In Beauty

   
She walks in beauty, like the night
 Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
   Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to that tender light
   Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
   Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
   Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
   How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
   So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
   But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
   A heart whose love is innocent!
 

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Symphonic Seductions

Spirited, Sophisticated Sweetheart seeks Charming, Concert-loving Chap for Delectable Dining, Symphonic Seductions, and Concupiscent Companionship. 

Not restricted to Classical Concerts. 

Well-versed in the idioms of Jazz, Ballet, and Opera as well.


Have LBD (little black dress), will travel


The Seattle Symphony opened their 2013-14 season with a wonderful gala concert.  Lang Lang was STUNNING in the Prokofiev 3rd Piano Concerto.

Here is a recording snippet similar to what my sexy date and I experienced this evening.***  Of course, it was much better with the Seattle Symphony! What an INCREDIBLE pianist Lang Lang is!


He began lessons with Professor Zhu Ya-Fen at age three. At the age of five, he won first place at the Shenyang Piano Competition and performed his first public recital.

This one is even better:


Also of note were the Seattle Chorale and orchestra in Borodin’s Polovtsian Dances.  I felt the singers were quite bold and exciting in their difficult part of singing another language and counting for their entrances. :)

Here is the review - http://seattletimes.com/html/thearts/2021836150_langlangseattlexml.html

 * before we let our own fingers do the talking

Friday, September 13, 2013

An Erotic Story

 A Sultan's Dream


Some weeks ago, Joy and I were discussing our mutual interest in extended, multiple orgasms, and possible ways we could get together to try to carry on some...hands on research.

We happened to go down a bunny trail involving the quite explicit Richard Burton translation of “One Thousand and One Nights”, and were wondering if 1001 orgasms was possible... 

Joy sent me a wicked proposal a few days later, daring me on.   I shall simply quote her offered scene here:

The Sultan, a despot of note in lands near and far, arrives at his palace to demand the service of several of his favorite concubines, dancing seductively and entreating him to succumb to their charms.  How can he resist?

The time flies by at the hands of his lovely maidens and careful watch of his chief eunuch.  The Sultan's orgasmic abilities become an even greater legend in the land, until it is time to prepare for the evening feast.  As always the feast for a Sultan is a ‘Sensory Tasting Experience Extraordinaire' with entertainment fit for such a noble entity. 

As the night beckons, he is soothed and caressed by more of his cherished concubines into a heightened state of bliss before slipping into slumber.

I hesitate to give you too many details, for I love giving your curiosity a tease.  Let's just say...

He dreams of fresh new sensations as he awakens with his prize concubine, eager to match her Sultan's numerous orgasmic state.  And she does all that is necessary, with the aid of other palace staff to bring her Sultan to a frenzied state of being, as she exceeds his orgasmic abilities in ways he never dared to consider.  He surrenders to her insatiable lust, at that point he is hers and the power has been reversed.  However, once her lustful, wicked desires have been met, she is benevolent, ever passionate about their mutual needs, and sees to a delicious light feast and a final ecstatic chapter of heavenly proportion.  The Sultan is newly reborn as he heads off for distant lands and new adventures with his dear concubine ever held close in his heart.

I was captivated by her excitement and her clear desire to plan and execute something likely to be a once-in-a-lifetime event - and so we made arrangements. (I’ll give you a tip - when a witty, intelligent, motivated courtesan freely offers up something incredible that seems to stimulate her imagination, you would do very well to go along with the flow!)

When I arrived, it was all she had promised, and beyond.   Joy had completely redecorated her lovely place as an Arabian palace from the time of myths.  And she wasn’t alone. There were palace servants, concubines, eunuchs, slaves, The Overseer (a surprise guest appearance by one of Seattle’s finest dommes),  the always-lovely palace Chef, and others.   I think she recruited half the kinky community of Seattle to join in at various times in various roles. 

Our first day was an endless wide-ranging sensory experience for all.   Feasting, dancing, music, orgies large and small, a dinner/theater expedition to a fascinating public setting where sensual play was quite possible, many-handed massage, and much more. Somehow however the evening ended quite late with me restrained to the bed, still raging with passion and desire, forced to sleep quietly until a very early morning began just a few hours later, while my prized concubine, now my Sultana, snuck off to her own bed chamber to continue her own evening diversions...

The next day somehow made the previous one look absolutely tame by comparison…   I had hardly opened my eyes before the Sultana was upon me, making her never-ending needs known...

Unimaginable depraved delights and decadences transpired for the rest of the day.  There were orgies *far* more wicked than the previous day’s.   A wonderful meal cooked by one of the finest and loveliest chefs in Seattle, and served by a multi-talented Eunuch.  A demanding Sultana to distract. Slaves to punish.  And slaves to pleasure. Instruction in some of the lost sensual arts of the Orient.  And so much more.   Imagine your most decadent possibilities, and then go past that point...




This affair was simply an incredible effort on Joy’s part, and that of her many friends and associates.   I’m still giddy, and it is nearly a week later.

If you are in the mood for truly exceptional play, don’t hesitate to talk with Joy about your ideas!  She has incredible skills, a wonderful attitude, and electrifying enthusiasm - you won’t be disappointed.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

An Erotic Story

The Neighbor

 

I am that nice guy neighbor down the street from you, in my well-kept house. I am friendly and cordial, always with a hello to my neighbors and a helping hand if asked, but I mostly keep to myself, and all you can guess of me is that I am either lifelong single or perhaps divorced a long time ago, but clearly a sweetheart of a guy. There is no guile to me – what you see is what you get.
 
I know similarly little about you. You are that nice woman up the block, living alone as far as I know, and likewise polite but not intrusive socially. Little do I know that behind closed doors you have adventures I only dream of.
 
One day you get curious and decide to find out about this quiet neighbor of yours. Perhaps I am gay. Perhaps I simply wish to be alone.  Perhaps I am creepier than I let on.  Perhaps I was just never lucky enough to find that special someone, and my introvert nature isn’t conducive to chasing women for one-night stands.  (That is your guess, and you are seldom wrong about people.)
 
So you come over to my house on a Friday evening, and breezily say, “I’ve seen you for years in the neighborhood, I think it’s silly that longtime neighbors should not know each other,” and you invite me over for tea the next day. Being merely cordial on the outside (but flattered and intrigued on the inside), of course I say yes.

At 2pm Saturday I knock on your door. You open it with that patented charming smile of yours, and I am instantly put at ease. We sit down, have a lovely cup of tea, find out a little about each other.  You quickly figure out that I am just as nice as you imagined, and probably just as lonely, and you know your inclinations about me were correct.
 
Then you show me a lovely roundish loveseat that you have in your living room. “Would you like to sit down with me here?” you coyly say, leaving unsaid the plain fact that the only way we can sit down in this loveseat is to be cuddled up closely together.
 
“Of course,” I say, intrigued at the prospect of being close to you but not allowing myself to believe that anything more than sitting together is what you have in mind. I have been alone for so long that I just don’t think that way anymore.
 
You invite me to sit down, and you tell me I’ll have to stretch out lengthwise for both of us to fit. You invite me to take off my shoes and socks, and of course I do. You slip in next to me, and the only way we fit on the mini-couch is for you to cuddle up close to me, put your head on my chest, and let me wrap my arm around you.
 
You take a deep breath and whisper, “Isn’t this nice?”
 
I concur, taking in the fact that I have not been this close to a woman in such a long time.
 
You put your hand on my chest and let it lie there, waiting for my reaction. Knowing men as you do, you can sense the thrill I feel, the simple yet profound gratitude at feeling a woman’s touch. You slowly start to move your hand across my chest, back and forth, sharing simple human touch and putting me into an almost hypnotic state.
 
Your questions about me disappear. You know me completely – I am not gay, I am not anti-social, I am not anti-sexual, I am not afraid of contact – on the contrary, I crave it perhaps more than anyone you know. You know that you are the greatest gift there could be in my life.
 
You know already that I will do anything you want. Your hand moves over my chest, over my stomach. You reach up and sensually touch my face, my eyes, my neck, my ears. You lean over close and kiss my neck as I convulse with pleasure.
 
You slowly unbutton my shirt, using a single finger to stroke down my breastbone, making me arch with joy.
 
My shirt finally open, you lean over and place your lips over my nipple, licking it and driving me wild with desire.
 
As for me, I still cannot believe this. Never in my life has such a casual encounter turned into this kind of life-changing experience. This just doesn’t happen.
 
You know exactly what I’m thinking. You know I still can’t register that this is really happening. “But it is,” you think to yourself with a knowing smile. You know exactly what you are doing to me, you know how enthralled I am, and you love the power you have in being able to give such pleasure.
 
My shirt fully unbuttoned, you finally make it plainly sexual. Your hand goes down, down, down, until you are circling my cock, but of course it was at full attention long before you got this far. My eyes are closed, I can no longer think, I am hypnotized by the pleasure.
 
Finally you stand up, and wordlessly take my hand. You help me stand up (I am nearly helpless), and you lead me over to the massage table. My shirt already unbuttoned, you kneel down, unbutton my pants, and take them down along with my boxers. I am nude before you.
 
You grasp me by the and and lead me to the massage table. I feel I am in a different universe, I still do not grasp that this is the sexual world I lost so long ago.
You lay me down on the massage table, put a pillow behind my head, and then wordlessly grasp a cord you have nearby and tie it to my left ankle, and then to the support post on the massage table. You repeat the same with my right.
 
Still in my semi-hypnotic state, I lie there and comply wordlessly.
 
You then grasp my left wrist, and similarly tie it to the massage table support to my upper left, and then do the same with my right wrist.
 
I am now tied down, helpless. I know what is happening but my logical brain can’t accept it. In fact, all of my thinking capabilities are shut down. I am in the moment, simply experiencing, with no idea and no expectation of what will come next.
 
Now it’s your turn. You understand full well what mush you’ve turned me into, and you are fully aware that at this point I am your sexual slave.
 
So you decide why not take some pleasure for yourself. A couple of touches, a couple of licks, and I am fully erect.
 
You position yourself over me and mount me. I am helpless, I can do nothing but twitch uncontrollably. You have utter control. You move up and down, back and forth, in and out, finding whatever motions maximize your own pleasure. I am your plaything. You know your own body best, and you use that to your advantage. You build your own pleasure, bit by bit by bit, until you are trembling.
 
As for me, I have entered an unknown world. The pleasure I feel and the mental place I’m in are completely foreign to me. All I know is that this is better than I ever imagined Heaven could be.
 
You tremble and climax - once, twice, a third time. In my muddled mental state, I lose count. Four times? Seven times? Who am I to know. But I see your face, distorted by the pleasure, and even in my compromised state I am gratified.
 
With you finally satiated, now you narrow your eyes and decide it’s my turn. You sit on the table, slide your thighs under mine, and move close so your mouth is positioned directly over my cock.
 
I cannot believe any of this.
You bend over, close your mouth over me, and begin to deliver the greatest pleasure I have ever experienced. I twitch, I convulse, I lose all control. But I am helpless.  I cannot stop this no matter what I do.  I surrender to the fact that I am yours.
 
I have no idea what you do. I have no idea who I am. I have no idea that a world outside this room even exists.
 
And why should I?
 

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Midsummer's Dreams Through The Looking Glass

I'd be remiss if I didn't share those Joy-filled moments I experience 
with my gentlemen admirers of  

Caresses


 Intimacy

Bliss

Laughter

Repose 


Such passion I've been fortunate to experience with my lovers,
how I treasure and adore them all.

Enchanted, I'm sure!

Monday, August 26, 2013

An Erotic Story

A Great Evening with Miss J.F. and Miss Ava

 

Just had a great experience this past weekend with two amazing women: Miss J.F. and Mistress Ava. I had never met Miss Ava and from my short time with her I really got to like her a lot - both during our scene and later talking to her and hanging out a bit....extremely bright, easy to talk to and very attractive :-) . Miss J.F. was her extraordinary self.


By way of a short overview of the evening itself, they were both in all black when I got there and immediately set the stage for several rounds of forced exercise - one of my suggestions to Miss J.F. to build a scenario from (still sore from the push-ups!!!) followed by some bondage and flogging...loved every minute of it....


The evening continued with dinner and more wickedness and eventually it was time to say goodbye - first with Mistress Ava and much later with Miss J.F. With the former it was such a pleasure to meet and hope our paths can cross again. With the latter it is always wistful (if that's the right word) with the feeling that you know you'll be back but you never want it to end in the first place.


Saturday, July 13, 2013

Tea Parties...

...are one of my favorite things.  Just imagine several of my friends served a lovely luncheon by an eager, albeit nervous, servant-in-training.  Imagine the possibilities, then multiply it by four feisty females!


Here is the fellow in question.  Suitably dressed for service with additional 'incentives' (clothespins) which were available during the second course.  Would you like to know the incentives provided during the first and third courses?  Let's just say they were both designed for our titillation and to drum up more excitement as the party progressed!


By the time the third course was served, our trainee was on his hands and knees and wearing Mistress Joanne's panties on his head.  Miss Ava, Miss Babette, Mistress Joanne, and I were suitably impressed with his balance act of the precious china tea cup, as we admired each other's fabulous feet.  However, there were many more tasks for him to perform after that last sip of tea, as well as exciting new experiences to be had.  Perhaps another chapter will soon follow...

Thursday, June 27, 2013

An Erotic Story

A Most Unexpected Birthday Party


This week I arranged to meet up with Joy at her serene love nest, for a sleepy morning of mutual fun, a break for a nice lunch at a café nearby, then an afternoon of continued delights. Just relaxing, gentle play was on the agenda for the day, a lovely courtesan and her patron at ease on a summer day. Joy hinted that perhaps a friend might drop by to join us in the afternoon for a bit to play with us.
Little did I know what was on her sneaky sneaky mind....
The morning went swimmingly, we both had a fabulous good time. Joy was positively buzzing with energy, and dragged me off to lunch.
During lunch, her phone chirped several times (which *never* happens when I've observed, she's not A Phone Zombie). Each time she glanced down, she giggled and wriggled in her seat, and seemed as if she almost couldn't contain herself. Finally, looking down, she said, "OK, lunch is done, let's go back. NOW!!!!"
When we arrived back at her refined Manor of Pleasures, I was gobsmacked when I walked in the door.
Two of her good friends, whom I've run into before in various roles and circumstances, and whom Joy knows I have...desires...towards, had snuck into the Manor while we were dining, and completely decorated it for a surprise birthday party for me. Balloons, party hats, noisemakers, birthday thrones, the whole 9 yards.
Comedic madness then ensued for the rest of the day. Half-a-dozen *very* kinky and fun birthday games were played. Fascinatingly, some activities that are normally quite into the BDSM spectrum take on a whole new light with birthday hats on and everyone, even the victim, laughing so hard. The ladies managed to set the smoke alarms off while lighting my birthday candles, which were arrayed quite...cleverly. One whole room of Joy's Manor was engulfed by stray chocolate, whipped cream, strawberries, and whatnot during the "human birthday cake" episode, and the following...cleanup.
I also fear at one point one of Joy's delightful friends and I may have broken Joy's bed beyond repair, we were a bit...exuberant...in our celebrations.
Thanks Joy, and your delightful associates! What a wonderful surprise - this was a day to remember! I do hope you find all those sprinkles :-)

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Foreplay Tips for Men: How to do it Right! by MsQuote!

I love this article found on MsQuote's website - Read up and enjoy!

Found here - http://agoodwomansdirtymind.com/foreplay-tips-for-men-how-to-do-it-right/
June 2, 2013
By
Looking back on my past sexual experiences, I’ve sometimes been frustrated by men who really don’t know what they’re doing during foreplay or viewed it as an obligation to get to the good stuff.
Believe me, when a man can master and genuinely enjoy foreplay, sex is a magical and transcendent experience for both people involved. It goes beyond sex being a physical release. When foreplay and sex are really done right, it’s the most incredible high you’ll ever experience.
But even when my mind is horny as hell, my body may not be. I’m not unlike most women. It’s just the way women are physiologically wired.
I know what I like to get revved up. Generally, I like touches and kisses that start out very gentle and progressively get rougher and more aggressive. But even then, different situations and different moods might warrant kinkier techniques.
The best article I’ve read about how men can excel at foreplay was written back in March in Psychology Today’s All About Sex blog by Michael Castleman, Caressing Women: Advanced Erotic Tips For Men. The entire article is worth reading, but I wanted to mention some of the highlights and expand on some of what he has to say from a woman’s point of view.
Every Square Inch
Gently caress her everywhere else. Every square inch of the body is a sensual playground, and many women feel disappointed that so many men focus on only a few corners. Gently run your fingers through her hair. Slowly fondle her ears, her face, neck, shoulders, arms, the small of her back, her sides, the backs of her knees.
Erogenous zones are everywhere, not just the tits, pussy and ass. During a couples massage last year, I discovered that having the bottom of my scalp rubbed back and forth was a huge turn-on.
Plus, there’s another good reason why you don’t want to grab for the goods first. Wait until she moves your hand toward her breasts or between her legs, or better yet, wait until she says or begs that she wants you NOW. Not only will you really know that she’s ready for the next step, but a little stroke to your ego can’t hurt. Right?
“Coach Me”
As you caress her from scalp to toe, ask how she feels. It’s much easier to say that something feels good than bad. Don’t ask, “Does this feel good?” which might elicit a “No,” Instead, ask, “Would you prefer lighter touch here?” That way, “yes” is a request for an adjustment, and “no” means all’s well. Or try asking, “Would you prefer me to touch you somewhere else?” Or just invite her to tell you what she enjoys by saying, “Coach me.”
One of the first times I was with my lover, he did exactly what Castleman recommends. He ran his fingers lightly over the undersides of my arms and the back of my legs, which I loved, especially in the bend of my knees.
But sometimes women don’t know where or how they like to be touched and really can’t say when they’re asked. This is a great opportunity to just explore each other’s bodies, especially if the two of you have been fully satiated but not quite ready to go onto the second round.
In some cases, a woman may be embarrassed to say where or how she likes to be touched. When my lover and I had that exploratory session, I was embarrassed to say that I liked the way he ran his fingers over my armpits. Sometimes it takes time to establish a comfort level for some people to admit, “I like that.”
Ticklishness Means Discomfort
In lovemaking, ticklishness often means discomfort. Different women have different ticklish spots. But ticklishness may depend less on the spot than the way it’s touched. A finger tracing figure eights on a woman’s belly might feel ticklish, while a warm palm placed gently on the same area might not.
Tickling isn’t just torture; it’s a mood killer. It disrupts the clear-the-slate, out-of-mind experience you want your woman to be in to break free of her inhibitions.
The Subtle Art of Kissing
One type of erotic touch that rarely gets its due is kissing. “A kiss,” a wit once said, “can be a comma, period, question mark, or exclamation point.” Don’t just clamp your lips on a woman’s or thrust your tongue into her mouth. Kissing is a dance that involves constant interplay of lips, tongues, and moist warm breath. Brush her lips with yours. Gently nibble her lips. Run your tongue over her lips.
In my experience, those wet, sloppy and tonsil hockey kinds of kisses are rarely sexy. I’ve been kissed like this before and it feels like a rabid dog is trying to devour a water dish for the first time in three days. However, after you start out slow, get the tongues tangled suck hard on her lips. A little biting hurts, but only in the best way. Also, the pussy isn’t the only place where a woman likes to be licked. Kiss her all over and stop at places like her earlobe, armpit or belly button for a bit of tongue action.
Breast Play: The Best Way
In pornography, the men often maul women’s breasts, squeezing them roughly and pinching the nipples. Big mistake. Breasts and nipples are very sensitive. Be very gentle with them, especially nipples. Caress them lightly with your fingers, lips, and tongue. Once aroused, some women enjoy somewhat firmer nipple caresses, perhaps even pinching. Check in with her about when she likes what kind of nipple fondling.
The first sentence of this section is the most valuable piece of advice Castleman gives in his article. Most porn I’ve seen has some of the worst visual demos of how to turn a woman on. However, if she’s into rough play, wait until she’s warmed up and physically and mentally ready for some hardcore fucking. The same goes for spanking and other BDSM torture play. The pain-pleasure paradigm really doesn’t work at its best until her mind and body are freed with adequate foreplay.
Be Extra Gentle Down There
In porn, the men often pull at vaginal lips as though they’re opening a Zip-Loc plastic bag. Major mistake. The vaginal lips develop from the same cells that, in men, become the scrotum. Do you like your scrotum abused? Fondle her lower lips very gently. As women become sexually aroused, their lips open like flowers.
When initially caressing a woman’s external genitals (the vulva), try placing the palm of your palm between her legs, and pressing just a little, then invite the woman to dance on your hand, moving her hips in ways that stimulate her clitoris and give her pleasure. Once her outer and inner lips part, there’s plenty of time to caress, kiss, and lick her vulva and clitoris.
Be extra-gentle with the clitoris. The men in porn don’t spend much time caressing women’s pleasure organ, but when they do, they often go at it like parched dogs offered a bowl of water. Huge mistake. The clitoris has just as many touch-sensitive nerve endings as the head of the penis, but it’s only about one-tenth the size, so all those nerve endings are packed tightly together, and super-sensitive to touch. In fact, the clitoris is so sensitive that many women don’t like (or can’t stand) they clitoris being touched. They prefer caresses around it.
Castleman has lots of great advice in this passage, but I’d like to add three more things.
1. Don’t ever, ever, ever stick your finger inside of her like it’s an oil dipstick to see if she is ready. It’s definitely not a sexy move and it isn’t a good way to prime her pump, so to speak. Slow and gentle touches and licks are definitely the way to go. Also, while I can’t speak for other women, a quick nipple pinch can jump start her vagina to get well lubed.
2. Castleman is exactly right about the clitoris being extremely sensitive. However, he neglected to talk about oral techniques. Even if the clitoris is hard as a pebble, don’t gnaw on it like it’s a piece of beef jerky. When it’s hard, light, quick flicks with the tip of your tongue can send her spinning and screaming into orbit.
3. I have to partially disagree with what Castleman said about men in porn going down on a woman like parched dogs offered a bowl of water. When I’m really wet, I love the way my lover devours me. Seeing him in action with his face glistening with cum is a huge turn-on, too.
When it’s done right, foreplay should be just as exciting and enjoyable as intercourse, whether it’s slow and leisurely or a hardcore thrash fest. Either way, as my lover puts it, “It’s not the destination; it’s the journey.”

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Introducing Miss Ava

Step into our world
Two wicked women
Provocative and persuasive
Tying, teasing, and torturing
Seeking your sweet surrender.
 
My good friend, Miss Ava, visits Seattle occasionally. She is a fiery-tressed vixen with an unusual penchant for naughty fellows who delight in the presence and discipline of a nubile kinkstress. I caught a snapshot of her, as I was conversing with a particularly chatty fella. She reminds me of a feline preparing to pounce.   And pounce she did.  That ball gag did the trick!


On another occasion I snapped a shot of her preparing to inject some lube into our 'patient', as we prepared him for a gender reassignment procedure.

I must say, she certainly enjoys CBT, if this shot gives any hint of what our willing victim is experiencing!

I'm hoping she may be a permanent fixture here in Seattle one day, but until then there are a few boys in town who are clamoring for her next visit.  Maybe you should find out why.....

Saturday, May 25, 2013

An Erotic Story

 A Day For Madame


 I was chatting with M. Joy recently about how much fun we'd had last time we met, and mentioned that I thought it would be wonderful to set up a day where Joy could spend the whole afternoon/evening being taken care of by her friends, so she could just relax and bask in the attention.
Apparently this idea had great appeal for her, as only a few short days later, there I was, headed down to M. Joy's palatial country retreat, The Lark's Nest. She did not give me much idea what awaited me, until I was already en-route.
The scene she set: I was there to be interviewed for the position of her new man-servant, and expected to carry out my duties through a representative day at her estate, providing whatever ...services... she, her staff, and her visitors might require.
Throughout the afternoon, many of M. Joy's friends and associates came and went, and I zealously attended to M'Lady's unique and powerful needs, as well as those of her guests. It was very much an Downton Abbey-Upstairs/Downstairs feel, but with a *much* more kinky and...direct...vibe :-)
Her friends were wonderful to meet: the lovely kinky-and-firm lady "friend" of M. Joy's, the high-spirited couple that were the estate's butler and cook, and the wicked young Lady.
The day culminated with a very kinky dinner party. The food prepared by the estate's chef was perhaps the best meal I've eaten in Seattle, but it was the company that made the evening.
I pray I secured the position at The Lark's Nest, because it was terribly great and challenging fun to work there, if only for a day. And so very...educational.
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Joy - thank you so much for the creativity and effort you and your friends put into this elaborate scene. I was floored - much of the day went in surprising directions I'd not thought I had much interest in before, and you all made it work, and then some! Well played!  You are a world-class lady who enjoys play far outside the mundane, you stun me with your energy, intellect, and skill.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

An Erotic Story

 A Willing Sacrifice

 

Some months ago, I sent Joy a teasing note about a rather wicked waking dream involving sacred rituals I'd had concerning her, while walking through the fog in the mountains as Spring was trying to manifest itself. Joy and I share many interests in this realm, I find her, well, a Joy to discuss these things with.

She received my ideas with great enthusiasm, and encouraged me to visit Seattle to try something similar for real.

Well, April was finally looking like Spring for real, and it was her Birthday Month, and we finally managed to arrange to get together the other day.

It was....magnificent.

We started out meeting at her lovely spiritual retreat and sitting down to a great Thai feast for lunch, while we discussed some of the particulars of the upcoming day. We both wanted to be clear on limits and concerns, but not give away too many secrets ahead of time to spoil the scene, because some perhaps-extreme-or-troublesome events might be occuring throughout the day. Joy did a great job communicating without spilling the beans.

After lunch, I showered and cleaned up, while Joy set the stage. When I exited my assigned room, I was abducted by The Earth Goddess, who led me....elsewhere....to be examined. I was found to be far too beastly and base to be of much use, so some training and conditioning were attempted by The Goddess. The Goddess used tools of the Earth for the most part, very creatively and effectively.

Somewhat subdued, I was led to the Goddess's bath chamber, to help prepare her for the arrival of The God Of All. Cleaning and annointing and dressing the most wonderful creature. Then to the Goddess' bed chamber, where I waited until He arrived. I then, as instructed, brought refreshments to my Sacred Ones, and they rested a bit, as they prepared...

The Goddess mentioned that I *might* be trainable, though I was still so very feral and low. It was suggested that if I were to observe the Gods pleasuring each other, I might learn what was expected of me, and how far I had to travel.

And so, bound by the will of the Gods, and the Goddess' snares, I watched as these two powerful beings made wild, passionate, violent love to each other.

After seemingly endless hours had passed (the Gods seem to have immense stamina), the two decided that perhaps I should participate. And so, for some time more, the three of us played together, God, Goddess, and mere beast.

Finally, The God of All had to depart, leaving only the Goddess and myself. I was informed that I *might* be suitable for A Higher Purpose, but that I'd have to pass through the mortal barrier, and be reborn.

And so, for a bit, the Goddess and I celebrated what might be to come, in my last moments as a living beast.

And then, slowly and methodically, the Goddess slew me with her desires. I had no fear at last, only welcoming her final embrace.

And once I had passed on, she buried me, in a deep dark place. And all was nothing.

Some time later, I was reborn.

And then we celebrated, endlessly.

Fine.

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I was frankly stunned by the experience. Joy firmly rooted me into the scene as soon as she held my hand and looked fiercely into my eyes as we began after lunch. She set the entire day (lunch through dinnertime) to various musical compositions we both enjoy, matching the mood and the pace of the activities with the composition. Our final set of scenes was set to Mahler's Symphony #2, the Resurrection Symphony, each phase matching near flawlessly the five movements of the piece. The final bit of the 5th movement, about which Mahler said "The increasing tension, working up to the final climax, is so tremendous that I don’t know myself, now that it is over, how I ever came to write it.", was insane, I was fearful one or the other of us would perish :-)

The amount of thought and planning she put into this was incredible. The different moods and emotions she produced in us all was masterful. Sound, and scent, and touch, and taste, and sight were all used to great effect to set and maintain the scene. At times I was completely in our dream world, at times I'd come out as we shared laughs and checked in to make sure folks were surviving the events. I think we all experienced "the little death" countless times. I learned many new things about myself and my play partners throughout the day as well, which is always a plus. And I came away with lots of ideas for further adventures.

I left, after this lengthy period of play, not tired out, but truly energized, as if I *had* been reborn. I have to admit, a few hours later, I crashed totally from exhaustion, and slept the sleep of the dead :-)

Happy Birthday, Joy!

And my greatest thanks for an amazing production! You were right, I'll never view Spring the same way again, my dear Erda.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

An Erotic Story

M'Lady Teases and Pleases


How does one describe an experience like Miss J.F.!
Ecstasy on steroids, no... that would be pale in comparison to her sensual, seductive nature. When meeting her you are swept away by her warmth and truly personal expressions. What one imagines is a reality that transcends you into a place of true sensual bliss and anticipation...
Joy knows how to tease and please, whilst taking you to the next level of expectation. Ever so much dost she administer her pleasure to ones desire all the while ensuring ones desire grows. A true blissful experience unfolds.
Wearing a body stocking of fishnet. Voice and hands so commanding yet gentle... seductive... and every so enticing... commanding and firm.
Senses tingling with anticipation... the warmth of her hands, the music, the instruments she plays upon your body... as you float in and out... bliss and more!
Ah the fanciful delights of ones mind blindfolded and wondering, wandering into an experience of true mischievous pleasure.

This was my fantasy or my reality? Either way highly recommended for all to enjoy.
Always my Lady, always. *bows and kisses thy hand til next we meet.

Friday, March 15, 2013

An Erotic Story

Corsets, Feathery Touches, and Sensuality...Oh MY!


Oh my, such a sensual girl. Joy definitely has her rituals, and as you relax into them you can soak up the energy. Amazingly responsive to even a feather touch.
I thoroughly enjoyed removing the feathery thing one hook a time, and the corset, oh yum! Little clicks of the zipper, a teasing touch each time a little more was revealed. 

Saturday, March 9, 2013

An Erotic Story

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?


If you’ve met Joy you know that she spends every waking moment trying to make others happy.  She wants to hear what your innermost desires are, and she almost always puts your needs before hers.  In intimate settings this is an easy task for her because the woman is pure sensuality incarnate.  How else would you describe someone that approaches climax as quickly and as often as Joy does?

But this story really begins in early February.  Joy is a constant flirt and has played Anne Bancroft to my Dustin Hoffman since we first chatted several months ago.  Super Bowl weekend was no different.  While we talked something occurred to me.  I’d never heard any tales of someone going to visit her for the expressed purpose of attending to Joy’s desires.  She’d certainly attended to mine in the past.  I felt it was time to return the favor.

A few flirtatious notes of back and forth later, and we’d determined the need for this event to happen.  Due to some issues on my end with timing, I would have to wait a few weeks to make good on my vow.

When the day finally arrived I made my way to Joy’s and arrived right at the top of the hour.  A hug at the door was followed by some chit chat and the standard ritual of the mouthwash toast.  A funny moment occurred while toasting as we watched her little pup enthusiastically violate a toy stuffed animal. 

We sat on the love seat watching the canine spectacle and laughing over the whole thing.  I’m not sure where the rope came from but before I knew it she’d wrapped my *ahem* up and trailed the rest of the rope away in the form of a leash.  I was then led upstairs and ordered to shower quickly so that I could fulfill my promise.

I emerged from the shower donned the collar that was left for me and we made our way to the other room.  It’s at this point that I should mention that Joy is skilled in the art of Shibari.  And she certainly put this skill to good use.  She deftly crafted the rope into a vest/harness that wove from neck to cockles.  Then with both hands she grabbed hold of the harness and gave a few test tugs.  A smile indicated how pleased she was with her work.  A certain lower extremity, filled with a concentration of blood, indicated how pleased I was with it.

Joy then laid herself face down on the massage table and asked if I’d give her a massage.  I happily obliged, and began to work my hands firmly over her back.  Before I knew it she was moaning, then squirming, then...was that an orgasm?  Oh my!

I was informed that she wanted more so on went the latex shield and I clambered onto the table as instructed. The massage was set to continue but now from both outside and in. My hands kneaded her thighs and ass whilst my *ahem* attended to a more intimate region.  Recalling from a previous visit that Joy has a thing for feet I put my gangliness to good use. Her frame is petite and I was there to attend to her needs. So while continuing the attention she was getting internally, I shifted the focus of my hands to her feet. The effort was rewarded with another climax.

We relocated to the bed and spent the remainder of our time succumbing to our more animalistic natures. Positions varied as we writhed, our bodies entwined. There remains a lasting image of Joy astride me. Her hands gripping the Shibari-style harness in an attempt to gain leverage while grinding our torsos together.

There is really so much more about this dynamic lil' pixie that could be said. But none of it would truly do her justice. You'll simply have to find out first hand, and see for yourself.